this busty phenomenon

The bestselling item at The Natural Source is... breast firming cream! This could mean one or some of the following:

• There's a sizeable number of women out there with miserable prune-like breasts that really need shaping up. If so, SAD :(!
• Breast firming is a slow-but-sure-growing hobby among women here--EEEKS! What kind of hobby is that?!
• This cream can really PUMP IT UP!
• Silicone is becoming passe.
• DIY is the new in, forget the babes from the bust enhancement beauty parlours :P
• Oranges not enough. Grapefruits are IT. Think bouncy and all the associated things--fresh, zesty with a bitter tang, juicy, girly pink :)... Ok that's a bit far-fetched, oops! Getting frivolous, tsk tsk.
• Maybe the men with moobs are using it too? HORROR OF HORRORS! But it could be true. Just think, if people can't shed the flab, they firm it up so it looks taut. EEEEWE.
• Maybe I should do some investigative work with The Natural Source people to find out what's the big busty deal.

The reason for this post? I was genuinely amused and thought it would be fun to theorise about the origins of the breast firming phenomenon :)